Golden Globes 2019 Sandra Oh Not Funny

Coming off a well-received performance as presenters at the 2018 Oscars, Andy Samberg and Sandra oh returned to the awards stage on Sunday to host the 76th Golden Globe Awards.

The "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" and "Killing Eve" stars took the stage at the Beverly Hilton to open the show with a monologue that backed up their reputations as some of the nicest stars in Hollywood, and took note of the huge strides the industry has made in terms of representation and diversity.

"I said yes to the fear of being on this stage tonight to look out onto this audience and witness this moment of change," Oh said, closing their time on stage with a particularly emotional moment. "And I'm not fooling myself. Next year could be different, but right now this moment is real. Trust me, it's real. Because I see you, and I see you, all these faces of changes. And now, so will everyone else."

Oh's speech came after the duo recognized the projects like "Crazy Rich Asians," "Black Panther," "Blackkklansman" and FX's "Pose" for telling stories for showcasing the voices of underrepresented people.

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But throughout the monologue, Oh and Samberg also delivered a few of the traditional awards show one-liners. Here are some of the duo's best jokes:

"We are going to have some fun, give out some awards and one lucky audience member will host the Oscars!"

"Some of you may be wondering why the two of us are hosting together." "And the reason is, we're the only two people left in Hollywood who haven't gotten in trouble for saying something offensive."

"You know what race of people really gets under my skin? The Hollywood half-marathon, because it really messes up traffic … it's the worst race of people."

"Ryan, were there a bunch of old members of the actual Black Panther party saying, 'I can't even get an audition!?' Just kidding, they were all framed and murdered for wanting justice and equality. The world is and always has been a nightmare, it just seems worse now because of our phones."

"A Star Is Born, starring Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga is nominated for Best Picture, Drama … it just proves — I'm just coming up with this now — that there's could be 100 people in the room and 99 don't believe in you, and you just need one to believe in you."Lady Gaga, shouting from the audience: "It's true!"

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"Crazy Rich Asians … is the first studio film with an Asian-American lead since "Ghost in the Shell" and "Aloha."

"Crazy Rich Asians made over $200 million at the box office. Said Asian moms everywhere, [frowns]."

"Before we start getting sloppy I've got to take care of my people before they get the Asian flush. Garcon, a round of Pepcid AC right there." "Wait a minute, what's the Asian flush?" "Don't worry, this joke's not for you."

"Vice is an intense drama about Dick Chaney." "But it's actually up for Best Musical or Comedy because it erroneously invaded the wrong category based on false intelligence."

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"First Man is also how studios look for directors. "First, man. If no man available, then pair of man. Then team of man. Then eventually, maybe a woman?"

"The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is nominated again for multiple awards." "It's the show that makes audiences sit up and say, wait is this antisemitic?"

"Darren Criss of Ruth's Chris steakhouse is here."

Golden Globes Nomination Predictions 2019: All the Contenders in Top Categories (Photos)

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  Golden Globes nominations often contain a handful of head-scratchers and curiosities, but this is already a more curious year than most at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Two films that could easily have qualified as musicals, "A Star Is Born" and "Bohemian Rhapsody," elected to go into the drama category instead. One that could have been a drama, "Green Book," entered as a comedy. Despite the curveballs, here are our predictions for the nominations in the top categories for this year's Golden Globes.

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  Best Motion Picture – Drama:

  "BlacKkKlansman" (Pictured), "Bohemian Rhapsody," "First Man," "If Beale Street Could Talk," "A Star Is Born"

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  Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama:

  Bradley Cooper, "A Star Is Born" (Pictured), Willem Dafoe, "At Eternity's Gate," Ryan Gosling, "First Man," Ethan Hawke, "First Reformed," Rami Malek, "Bohemian Rhapsody"

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  Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama:

  Viola Davis, "Widows" (Pictured), Lady Gaga, "A Star Is Born," Glenn Close, "The Wife," Melissa McCarthy, "Can You Ever Forgive Me?," Nicole Kidman, "Destroyer"

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  Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy:

  "Crazy Rich Asians" (Pictured), "The Favourite," "Green Book," "Mary Poppins Returns," "Vice"

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  Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy:

  Viggo Mortensen, "Green Book" (Pictured), Christian Bale, "Vice," Robert Redford, "The Old Man and the Gun,"  Lin-Manuel Miranda, "Mary Poppins Returns," John C. Reilly, "Stan and Ollie"

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  Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy:

  Emily Blunt, "Mary Poppins Returns" (Pictured), Olivia Colman, "The Favourite," Kathryn Hahn, "Private Life," Elsie Fisher, "Eighth Grade," Constance Wu, "Crazy Rich Asians"

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  Best Supporting Actor:

  Mahershala Ali, "Green Book" (Pictured), Timothee Chalamet, "Beautiful Boy," Sam Elliott, "A Star Is Born," Richard E. Grant, "Can You Ever Forgive Me?," Sam Rockwell, "Vice"

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  Best Supporting Actress:

  Amy Adams, "Vice" (Pictured), Regina King, "If Beale Street Could Talk," Emma Stone, "The Favourite," Rachel Weisz, "The Favourite," Claire Foy, "First Man"

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  Best Director:

  Alfonso Cuarón, "Roma" (Pictured), Bradley Cooper, "A Star Is Born," Damien Chazelle, "First Man," Yorgos Lanthimos, "The Favourite," Spike Lee, "BlacKkKlansman"

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  Best Screenplay:

  "The Favourite" (Pictured), "First Reformed," "Green Book," "If Beale Street Could Talk," "BlacKkKlansman"

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  Best Original Score:

  "First Man" Justin Hurwitz (Pictured), "If Beale Street Could Talk" Nicholas Britell, "Incredibles 2" Michael Giacchino, "Suspiria" Thom Yorke, "BlacKkKlansman" Terence Blanchard

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  Best Original Song:

  "All the Stars" from "Black Panther" (Pictured), "The Girl in the Movies" from "Dumplin'," "The Place Where Lost Things Go" from "Mary Poppins Returns," "Requiem for A Private War" from "A Private War," "Shallow" from "A Star Is Born"

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  Best Motion Picture – Animated:

  "Dr. Seuss' The Grinch," "Incredibles 2," "Isle of Dogs," "Ralph Breaks the Internet," "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse"

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  Best Motion Picture – Foreign Language:

  "Capernaum" (Pictured), "Cold War," "Everybody Knows," "Girl," "Roma"

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  Best Television Series – Drama:

  "The Americans" (Pictured), "The Handmaid's Tale," "Homecoming," "Killing Eve," "This Is Us"

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  Best Actor in a Drama Series:

  Sterling K. Brown, "This Is Us" (Pictured), Kevin Costner, "Yellowstone," Matthew Rhys, "The Americans," J.K. Simmons, "Counterpart," Milo Ventimiglia, "This Is Us"

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  Best Actress in a Drama Series:

  Sandra Oh, "Killing Eve" (Pictured), Julia Roberts, "Homecoming," Elisabeth Moss, "The Handmaid's Tale," Keri Russell, "The Americans," Robin Wright, "House of Cards"

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  Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy:

  "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" (Pictured), "Barry," "Atlanta," "The Good Place," "The Kominsky Method"

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  Best Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy:

  Kristen Bell, "The Good Place" (Pictured), Rachel Brosnahan, "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel," Alison Brie, "GLOW," Jennifer Garner, "Camping," Maya Rudolph, "Forever"

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  Best Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy:

  Jim Carrey, "Kidding" (Pictured), Ted Danson, "The Good Place," Michael Douglas, "The Kominsky Method," Donald Glover, "Atlanta," Bill Hader, "Barry"

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  Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television:

  "The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story" (Pictured), "The Romanoffs," "Sharp Objects," "The Tale," "A Very English Scandal"

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  Best Actor in a Limited Series or TV Movie:

  Darren Criss, "The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story" (Pictured), Benedict Cumberbatch, "Patrick Melrose," Benicio del Toro, "Escape at Dannemora," Peter Dinklage, "My Dinner With Herve," Hugh Grant, "A Very English Scandal"

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  Best Actress in a Limited Series or TV Movie:

  Amy Adams, "Sharp Objects" (Pictured), Emma Stone, "Maniac," Patricia Arquette, "Escape at Dannemora," Laura Dern, "The Tale," Regina King, "Seven Seconds"

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  Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited Series or Movie Made for Television:

  Henry Winkler, "Barry"(Pictured), Alan Arkin, "The Kominsky Method," Edgar Ramirez, "The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story," Tony Shalhoub, "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel," Ben Whishaw, "A Very English Scandal"

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  Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Limited Series or Movie Made for Television:

  Alex Borstein, "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" (Pictured), Patricia Clarkson, "Sharp Objects," Penélope Cruz, "The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story," Laurie Metcalf, "The Conners," Thandie Newton, "Westworld"

It's a curious year with musicals competing as dramas and dramas competing as comedies

Golden Globes nominations often contain a handful of head-scratchers and curiosities, but this is already a more curious year than most at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Two films that could easily have qualified as musicals, "A Star Is Born" and "Bohemian Rhapsody," elected to go into the drama category instead. One that could have been a drama, "Green Book," entered as a comedy. Despite the curveballs, here are our predictions for the nominations in the top categories for this year's Golden Globes.

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